I just got a call from the University of Texas

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
10/23/2014 at 21:02 • Filed to: Calls from strangers

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They were asking for a donation from Arthur Oakes. I have never been to Texas, and I am not Mr. Oakes, nor do I know him.

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Texas be Crazy


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Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/23/2014 at 21:06

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No worries. I'm sure they'll still accept you money.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/23/2014 at 21:06

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But you know me, and I went to UT. But my name is not Arthur Oakes.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
10/23/2014 at 21:07

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Well Im not sharing. My money is gonna stay in Colorado


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ttyymmnn
10/23/2014 at 21:08

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Thats why I posted this. I knew there were some people here who went there


Kinja'd!!!  > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/23/2014 at 21:19

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But I already sent my donation to Nigerian prince.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 
10/23/2014 at 21:21

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lol


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/23/2014 at 21:27

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They call me twice a year to ask for money. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Like I've got money to send them .


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ttyymmnn
10/23/2014 at 21:31

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"You take 20,000 of my dollars for 4 years in a row and then you have the audacity to ask for more, how dare you." Lol, I had to


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/23/2014 at 21:34

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I got my doctorate there, so I didn't spend quite that much. But, yeah. Of course, they are assuming that you are now a successful professional. Me, not so much.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ttyymmnn
10/23/2014 at 21:35

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Colleges huh?


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > ttyymmnn
10/23/2014 at 22:07

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When I asked about the PhD. program at the little college I went to this is what they gave me:

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > desertdog5051
10/23/2014 at 22:12

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It took me a second, but that's hilarious. I don't have a PhD, though. I have a DMA, which stands for Doctor of Musical Arts. It's a music performance degree, rather than an academic degree. I can still call myself doctor, but I don't. It's pretentious, and people think I'm a medical doctor.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > 
10/23/2014 at 22:17

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So somebody more deserving and hard working?


Kinja'd!!!  > Frenchlicker
10/23/2014 at 22:17

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Probably. I sent it cause he needed money for Ebola meds.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > 
10/23/2014 at 22:19

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There's your problem right there.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/24/2014 at 02:41

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it's cool. We are the leaders in job growth, population shift, and the World's 15th largest economy. Plus...... F1 in a couple days! LoneStar LeMans was epic but F1 is always the place to be.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > EL_ULY
10/24/2014 at 02:44

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There's talk that Denver is gonna be the next hollywood, there's a tv production company setting up shop here. Plus we have pot, there's money and jobs in pot. I wish we had an F1 track, you have us there


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/24/2014 at 02:49

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ya'll have Pike Peak!!!

You can have Hollywood lol.

Austin (the least Texas city in Texas which is why everyone loves it) is on top of the tech boom and the arts. Seemz like a good second choice for my buddy Marcus the artist.

Plus, no snow.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > EL_ULY
10/24/2014 at 03:16

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But I love it when cocaine falls from the sky, lol. In all seriousness, Austin sound a lot like Denver